Horoscopes, or Should I say Hornetscopes

Capricorn 12/22-1/19 – Happy Birthday Capricorn! Make your holidays great by volunteering at a local soup kitchen or other organization on Christmas day. This will be a great way to give back to your community.

Aquarius 1/20-2/18 – Finally you are no longer alone. Make sure you show your newly appointed special someone some love by giving him/her and very meaningful present (maybe a poem?)

Pisces 2/19-3/20 – You haven’t really had any time to yourself lately. Take a nice soak in your tub; even turn it into a bubble bath if you want. Make sure to fill the room with candles.

Aries 3/21-4/19 – You are working way too hard. During your winter break, plan a party or be sure to attend one. This is a great way to relieve stress…and to meet a cutie!

Taurus 4/20-5/20 – Time to make a New Year’s resolution. You know what you need to work on, now go and fix it!

Gemini 5/21-6/21 – You’re lucky, you have that special someone that will keep on coming back to you no matter what, but be careful; one more wrong move and it may be the end of you’re “relationship”.

Cancer 6/22-7/22 – You stole a heart; good for you! Now make sure you keep it. Get this person something special for whatever holiday they celebrate and he/she will love you forever

Leo 7/23-8/22 – Get your butt out of your computer chair and get outside for once! Hopefully show comes soon – take advantage of that and make a snow angel or two.

Virgo 8/23-9/22 – Just one piece of advice for you: listen to St. Patrick’s Day by John Mayer; not only a great song but it could help you out with some relationship issues right now

Libra 9/23-10/22 – Try to avoid Secret Santa day at work…your present isn’t the best.

Scorpio 10/23-11/21 – Whether it’s under the mistletoe by the fireplace, or under the snow on New Year’s Eve, you are soon to get the best kiss of your life.

Sagittarius 11/22-12/21 – You may have just lost the love of your life, but things happen for a reason. On your vacation you are going to meet someone new and you will completely forget about your lost love


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